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Agr Koi Apky DiL py Dastak Dy To Foran Darwaza Nai Kholna chahye,
ku Ky Kuch Logon Ki Aadat Bachon Jesi Hoti Hai,
Dastak Dy Ky Bhag Jate Hain.
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Ek Admi Ki B.v Piyar Se
Boli: Ap Hazar Me 1 Ho.
Us Admi Ne Apni B.v Ko
Mar Mar K Pagal Kar Dia .
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Or Bola
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Baqi 999 Kon
Hain.. -:)p
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Dost: Yar Doctor ye Q Pochty Hain K
Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya.?
.
2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali
Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hain.
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Admi:
Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Honi Chahye Ya shadi ke Bad Me?
.
Boy: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Ho Ya Shadi k Bad
Bus
Uski Khbar Bv Ko Nhi Honi Chye
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1 admi ne FM radio pe call ki
Admi: Mujay 1 batwa mila hai jis me boht sary paisy, credit cards aur NIC card hai. Address lakki marwat ka hai.
Host: To ap unhein batwa wapis dena chahty hn?
Admi:Hum ap ko pagal lagte hy,
Usay meri taraf se 1 sad Song suna den.
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اگر بچوں کی ہر دعا قبول ہوجاتی تو
آدھے ٹیچرز لنگڑے ہوتے،
آدھے مر چکے ہوتے،
اور سارا سال سکول بند رہتے۔
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Life me kabi bhi koi Dukh mily Gham mily
apny ansu ko beh jany dena
unhy rokna mat.
Q k Ruky huy pani me hi Dengue machar anday deta hai. :D
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Hum Ne To Karwa Li Hai Apne Dil Ki Bio_Matric Tasdeeq...!
Ye Kisi Aur K Naam Par Hai Phir Bhi,
Chal Raha Hai...
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Sardar:
Raat nu neend ni aandi,
Dr:
App raat ko late k 2000 tak ginti gina karo, neend aa jaye gi.
2 din bad Sardar:
Mushkil nal 500 tk ginti hondi ay ty neend aa jandi ay fer chaaa pe pe k 2000 pora karna wan.
Doctor: Lakh di lanat e.
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Ek bacha ek aurat ko Ghoorte Hue Ja rha tha
Aurat: kya hy Teri Maa ki Umar ki hoon.
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Bacha: To main bhi abu k Liye hi Dekh raha hon .
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ایک پٹھان فوتگی والوں کے گھر گیا تو دیکھا میت کے ارد گرد برف پڑی تھی اور گھر والےرو رھے تھے...پٹھان نے مردے کو پکڑ کر ھلایا اور کہا اٹھ ماما برف دے گاہک روندے
پۓنی .
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Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr
ek abbu ke pas
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Jin Kia Hukam
Jin: Kiy hukam hai mere aaka?
Student: Mere taraf se perhye tum ker lo
Jin: Aaka.. Hukum karo bakwas nai :D ;) :D
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Diamond Ring Ka Gift
Thief ne apni mangetar ko diamond ring gift ke
Mangetar: is ring ke kiya qeemat ho ge?
Thief: Kuch ni bs 3 saal ke saza :P :D
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Purani Filmo Se
Wo purani filmo wale Papa
hume kyun nahi milte jo bolte the
.
.
.
Yeh lo blank cheque or dafa ho jao
Meri beti ki zindai se
Salary Na Increase Ho
Agar salary na increase ho to kam uthana kero
ke salary zayda lagy
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Galti the Waise
99% larkian kabi apni galti nai mantein
Baki 1% galti maan kar adhay ghanty baad
keh dete hai ke galti wese tumhari the :P
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Dost Kiyo Nai
Boy 1: Yaar mera koi dost nai kiya kero?
Boy 2: DSLR khareed ly, dushman bhi sorry
bol ker dosti kar lengay
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